Mitch Bland

Vocals

Mitch is a former child star that never got over his stardom. Having been “that kid” that spills ketchup all over his shirt in a 1984 ketchup commercial, Mitch feels that he is constantly struggling for approval. “I messed myself” was, and still is, his catch phrase. Despite his short comings in the world of condiments, he finds time to fine-tune his voice while in the shower or driving to work. Since he’s currently unemployed, you guessed it, he rarely practices. When he does, he breezes through vocal warm-ups with tunes such as “Can Play I With Matches” or “Everybody Wang Chung Tonight”. Regardless his vocal ability, Mitch puts the “un” in The unHandsome Devils.

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